“The necros were calling us out, calling us stunty and all sorts of other offensive names. Before the game was over, guess we found out who was the small ones after all...pity Sir Ulath couldn't make it, having been arrested en route to the match. He missed a whale of a funeral for the necros...

It all started with a turn 2 BH to his agi4 wolf via DP foul, no biggie, to be expected as he was left all alone out front. He scores, we line up, and BH via block (no regen) a zombie to keep him company. Couple turns later, DP foul MNG his second wolf with MB. Then things got just horrid for the necros...in one turn we niggle a ghoul and BH (no regen) his only golem, both via block, then score the equalizer as the half expires.

Second half he has only 7 players to my 11, but he's making zombie dodges left and right while we can't pick up the ball. But then halfway through the half things again go all wrong for the necros, with consecutive blocks for RIP zombies (regen works) and then a gang-foul RIP (no regen) to his wight via DP. We took pity after that, didn't throw any more fouls/blocks, just scored and took the win home.

My DP accounted for only 3 of the 8 cas today, but the ones which counted, removing both wolves and RIP the stripball wight who was threatening to take away our ball. His DP got ejected after very first foul, not even a stun; mine stayed all game long. Nuffle clearly had it in for Sehou this match...

Sry things were so lopsided, Sehou. Look me up again when you have a full team (which I'm guessing will consist of 16 DP members...)...”