“The Funbbl Crew agreed to play against some lizards in need of a good time, who were lacking a few players, but they never thought that this could happen...

The match started with a Saurus stunning himself on Candlejack's broad chest, after which Mezir hopped along and kicked it sharply in the back of the neck, taking it out of action for a few days. After that, it only got better.

"I rock." *burp* - Cusi when asked why he ate Asperon, the goblin he was supposed to throw upfield to try and score a one-turn touchdown on the Crew's first defensive drive.

"I shows 'im a photer-koppee uv me arse, an' den 'ee falls ova, ded. Not my fault. Docter type fella did sum pumpin' on 'is chest an 'ee stood up agin but after dat 'ee stayed away frum me." - Gorritakid about the skink he killed.

"I scawed! I scawed! Waid till I tell der lads at der Bee Ow Yoonyun, dis'll get us a long way fer gettin' betta wagus, us black awcs." - EvolveToAnarchism, after the match, overjoyed.

"Go away! I be ded! You didn't see mez, I dun wanna play no more! Der coach is crazy!" - Chickenbrain, eloping with a handsome goblin lass he met after he got pushed into the crowd.

Rest in peace, Asperon, may your sacrifice mean that Cusi's hunger is sated and he won't eat any other goblins.

As usual, the Funbbl Crew will return!”