“Breaking News! Fumbbl Crew fails to win match! Coach reported to inflict severe corporal punishment on his team!

"Coach sez it be my fault that wez lose, cos I fellova while dogin', but I made one of dem tuch-down fings later on so dat can't be right..." - Gorritakid, with a black eye.

"I gots two of 'em in der dug-out b'for der ref throo me orf... Dat's good" - Mezir, a real little bastard, commenting on his fouling practices.

"'s not my folt if der ovvers carn't run wif der ball, I give it to 'em purvectly." - Mnemon's thoughts on the match.

"Bah, bunch of incompetents! To show 'em how it's done I've hired a *real* player to join the team for a match... Fungus'll show the lads how it's done." - The coach.

The Funbbl Crew shall always return! We are Invulnerable!”