“It's very simple. Reach down and PICK UP THE FREAKING BALL!! You'd think the Weasels would have done better against a bunch of wankers. But if you can't PICK UP THE FREAKING BALL!! it becomes harder. Did I mention that I almost had a touchdown, except my guys couldn't PICK UP THE FREAKIN BALL!!!”
“The Wanks could do no wrong, although their fans were so excited, a riot held up half of the 2nd half. Weasels had a chance or two, but they accidently drooled on the ball and failed to make a routine handoff. It was a fun game overall, well, that is, if you like wanks. That's Wank players, not.....you know......get your mind out of the gutter!”
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