“This game was terrible. I know I say that a lot, but it just keeps getting worse:

- Keep rolling ones to do important things. Pick up the ball? 1 Press to make a TD? 1 Press to put a TZ on the ball now that I don't have possession anymore? 1 Press to put a TZ on the ball after he's thrown it across the state? 1
- In the 1st half, I rolled armor 8 times. Broke armor once. Stunned. And these are NORSE we're talkin about. He sent at least 10 of my players off of the pitch. I had 6 people to field during my last possession.
- Last half. He recieves. Bad Kick. Who gets it? His Minotaur. He slowly makes his way forward only to stall (bone head) in front of the end zone until his turn 8. Meanwhile, his Norse play kick the Lizard as he racks up CAS's against me. Almost killed poor Corytho. I was amazed at how often he broke my 9 armor. I think he only stunned two lizards. Every time he even LOOKED at one of my guys... CAS
- My last turn. First block, double skulls. 3rd block? Skulls. Figures?
- FF decreases. I get 20k. Not enough to replace the fallen even adding my remaining treasury money.
- Who gets my MVP? Micro. That's the 2nd MVP he's leeched off the Boomerz since his 'accident'. That's it! He's retired now. He was a shining example of what the physically challenged can accomplish. He's become some crippled Albatross hanging from my neck!

Have I just not figured out how to cheat yet?”