“After a draw, the Funbbl Crew has now also lost a match. The Culprit this time was none other than Fungus the Loon, the player the Coach said would show the others how to play Bloodbowl...

Fungus charged the opponent, hit one to the ground then prmoptly collapsed. If not for the fact that he was completely out cold he would have been been unconscious by the irate coach for this stunt... The humans then promptly scored.

Next drive, still confused, the humans jumped out of the tracks like a pack of Gutter Runners on speed and before the orcs could react it was 2 - 0, and Mezir had been sent off for a filthy foul.

"'E weren't even 'urt, dis is ridickuless! So I killed der bastard just before 'ee blew der whistle for der next drive." - Mezir explaining why exactly he 'got the ref' just after his send-off.

"I cort der ball. All der udders were doin' stupid fings and I cort der ball, it came out of nowhere un I cort it!" - EvolveToAnarchism telling the world at large about his glorious catch of a ball thrown back into play by the crowd.

"I rock." - Cusi after knocking the opposing Ogre into the injured box.

"Every-un 'as a bad day." - A grumpy Mnemon, not in the mood to tell us why he failed several important actions.

The Funbbl Crew will return, after getting close to pulling back a draw after a disastrous start to this match!”