“The Skiptoes were weakened in their previous game, but they were still confident going into a match against the Haflin's, especially since both treemen had taken root! After receiving the ball on the opening kickoff, the elves drove down the field. And down the field. And down the field. Yet they were not making progress!

Eventually, a diving tackle from a halfling saved a TD, and the score was 0-0 at halftime. The Skiptoes were worried - now the treemen were arriving to make things more dangerous. Sure enough, two elves were badly hurt by star treeman Billy Bob Thornton in the second half.

Eventually each team scored once. But the new elf team learned a valuable lesson about underestimating halflings!”