“Funbbl Crew back in Business! After their dismal last two matches the Crew has regained form and beat their latest opponents - much to the displeasure of the crowd who came to see some goblins get trounced.

But the dwarves didn't get any goblins off the pitch - exactly the opposite happened thanks to that little cheating bastard we all know and love - Mezir, who fouled a longbeard and put him in the injury box.

"So close! So close! And den I trips over me own legz in der home straight!" - Peikko, face full of tears, telling people about his beautiful flight, his pin-point landing, his professional pick-up of the ball in two tackle-zones, his graceful dodge away from the expert tackler, only to fall flat on his face when trying to go that extra bit of distance...

"Goblinz is bettr'n dorfs, dat's wut I've alwez sed." - Mezir

"I saw der light at der end of der tunnel. Wuz dis big... shiny fing. Like light... Right?" - Miyuso, who died on pitch but was revivied by an attentive apothecary.

"I wuz der fastest person on der pitch! Dat never happ'ned ter me b'fore..." - Silver

"I rock." - Cusi on being awarded the MVP Award.

The Funbbl Crew will return, to block, foul, laugh and cry!”