“Another day, another match, another sensational loss! The Funbbl Crew looked like a bunch of incompetent orcs trying to play along with the big guys... Which is exactly what they are.

In a game in which they had several chances, the Funbbl Crew made some glaring errors and made some extremely bad blocks. The result, a 3 - 1 thrashing.

"Dey saw dat I wuz der only wun doin' der good stuff, so I deesurved it." - Gorritakid on getting the MVP Award.

"Whut is is deez refereez as got aginst me? Dey is alwez sendin' me orf der pitch." - Mezir, mulling over another sending off after seriously injuring a prone Gutter Runner.

"Iz my fault, alwez my fault, but meb not do anyfing wrong, jus' got surprised when stinky liffle gutter bugger poke me inna eye wivva stick when I tred ta 'it 'im, den coach sez it'z my fault dey score..." - Locutus, whining, after he was brought down by the gutter runner he was blitzing which meant the Crazy Corsairs could make an easy touch-down.

"'Ee woz *dis* big... Reelly, "ee woz, or I wud've killed 'im." - EvolveToAnarchism talking about the Storm Vermin he unsuccessfully blocked so often, finally leading to himself being stunned.

The Funbbl Crew shall always return. They can take our lives, but they cannot take our goblins!”