“The Wonderhorns took off today to fight the Crazy Bitches, and it was certainly a very interessting match.
After the kickoff, which brought a change in weather, the Crazy Bitches started a good offence and with their nible, agile, delicious bodies, bringing Tia Carrere to the front and it ended with a good team action by Tia Carrere and Jenna Jameson.
After the Wonderhorns turn, the game became quite unbalanced, since luck was not on the side of both teams.
Rad Gamspeed did a trumendous move, which hindered the Crazy Bitches from scoring an early touchdown. Unfortunately Darek did try a foul and was caught by the ref.
Again did Rad a crazy move, blitzed a Crazy Bitch and snagged the ball away from the Wonderhorn's endzone. The first half ended very unfortunately for both teams, since due to the change in weather, they struggeled to pick up the ball propperly. The coaches of both teams did not seem very happy about that outcome.
Felicity Shagwell managed to score a touchdown after a series of fummbles, which made the Crazy Bitches' coach jump right out of his booth and yell across the field. After several moves, which were dominated by bad luck for both teams, both coaches were about to get a heart-attack. Fortunately for Kornbrand Gwarf Fellhide did manage to pick up the ball and ran like hell towards the endzone of the Crazy Bitches. This touchdown was highly unexpected and resulted in several dances of joy from the Wonderhorn's fans, who did travel to the Crazy Bitches' arena.
The whole crowd of 39000 fans saw a good first half, which ended in a tie of 1:1.
The second half started with a quick snap for the Crazy Bitches and the Wonderhors did not manage to get advantage of an unlucky pick-up fumble by the Amazons. The ball did scatter and was lying for some time on the ground untouched, since both teams did struggle to get near it, but it was just sitting between the teams and noone did actually got near the ball.
Unfrtunately the teams did continue with a poor performance on the field, mostly due to the fact, that the roster of the Crazy Bitches is made up from ex-pron stars and since the Wonderhorns, mostly due to their chaotic nature, were quite horny. So, no change in gameplay. Both teams fumbeled quite often and were seen mingling on the field, instead of playing a rough ball game.
Fortunately this behavious resulted in no casualities at all, just a few minor scratches on both sides. The only spectacular move was by Gwarf, who caught a long pass by his teammate Fin Dimsteed (who earned the MVP for this game) and ran off with it. He was stopped by the Crazy Bitches's good defence. The Amazons did not manage to turn that good defence into an scoring offence and stumbeled a few times with the ball. Since the Wonderhors did not perform any better, the Crazy Bitches lifted their skirts, distrackted the Wonderhorn's defence and thereby got another more than lucky touchdown.
The score might have been more humiliating for the Wonderhorns, but luck was this time on their side. Headcoach Kornbrand said after the game:"We were quite lucky, but luck's a crazy bitch, totally unpredictable. We fought hard, but those chicks on the field... man, I wonder if Alisha Klass is gonna join that team. Bad-ass player, I bet.
The coach of the Crazy Bitches was not in the mood for any long comments, all he had to say was:"Fucking snakeeyes KO'd idiot Amazons!" A harsh comment on his team's performance. ”
After the kickoff, which brought a change in weather, the Crazy Bitches started a good offence and with their nible, agile, delicious bodies, bringing Tia Carrere to the front and it ended with a good team action by Tia Carrere and Jenna Jameson.
After the Wonderhorns turn, the game became quite unbalanced, since luck was not on the side of both teams.
Rad Gamspeed did a trumendous move, which hindered the Crazy Bitches from scoring an early touchdown. Unfortunately Darek did try a foul and was caught by the ref.
Again did Rad a crazy move, blitzed a Crazy Bitch and snagged the ball away from the Wonderhorn's endzone. The first half ended very unfortunately for both teams, since due to the change in weather, they struggeled to pick up the ball propperly. The coaches of both teams did not seem very happy about that outcome.
Felicity Shagwell managed to score a touchdown after a series of fummbles, which made the Crazy Bitches' coach jump right out of his booth and yell across the field. After several moves, which were dominated by bad luck for both teams, both coaches were about to get a heart-attack. Fortunately for Kornbrand Gwarf Fellhide did manage to pick up the ball and ran like hell towards the endzone of the Crazy Bitches. This touchdown was highly unexpected and resulted in several dances of joy from the Wonderhorn's fans, who did travel to the Crazy Bitches' arena.
The whole crowd of 39000 fans saw a good first half, which ended in a tie of 1:1.
The second half started with a quick snap for the Crazy Bitches and the Wonderhors did not manage to get advantage of an unlucky pick-up fumble by the Amazons. The ball did scatter and was lying for some time on the ground untouched, since both teams did struggle to get near it, but it was just sitting between the teams and noone did actually got near the ball.
Unfrtunately the teams did continue with a poor performance on the field, mostly due to the fact, that the roster of the Crazy Bitches is made up from ex-pron stars and since the Wonderhorns, mostly due to their chaotic nature, were quite horny. So, no change in gameplay. Both teams fumbeled quite often and were seen mingling on the field, instead of playing a rough ball game.
Fortunately this behavious resulted in no casualities at all, just a few minor scratches on both sides. The only spectacular move was by Gwarf, who caught a long pass by his teammate Fin Dimsteed (who earned the MVP for this game) and ran off with it. He was stopped by the Crazy Bitches's good defence. The Amazons did not manage to turn that good defence into an scoring offence and stumbeled a few times with the ball. Since the Wonderhors did not perform any better, the Crazy Bitches lifted their skirts, distrackted the Wonderhorn's defence and thereby got another more than lucky touchdown.
The score might have been more humiliating for the Wonderhorns, but luck was this time on their side. Headcoach Kornbrand said after the game:"We were quite lucky, but luck's a crazy bitch, totally unpredictable. We fought hard, but those chicks on the field... man, I wonder if Alisha Klass is gonna join that team. Bad-ass player, I bet.
The coach of the Crazy Bitches was not in the mood for any long comments, all he had to say was:"Fucking snakeeyes KO'd idiot Amazons!" A harsh comment on his team's performance. ”