“Today marked a sad day in orcish bloodbowl history. Only two games into their short-lived career, and drunk off the success of their previous victory, the Dropdown Drunkz orc bloodbowl team was bullied by a bunch of prissy elves. Despite outblocking the elvish team 49-39, the Drunkz failed to inflict a single injury. Not even a scratch. Meanwhile, in a ruthless display of cut-throat efficiency, the Nigglaz with Attidude broke jaws, smashed ribs and mercilessly put Boggy Burgerboy (ironicly the only orc that showed any promise on the day) out of his misery.

The coach abandoned the team in a fit of disgust while the remaining players argued over how to cook Burgerboy, who - to add insult to injury - was the Drunkz MVP for the game.”