“"Bob Johnson repporting for Cabalvision from the Sapiens Crueto locker room. We were hoping to get a word with Immanuel Kant after the team's second draw in the tournament. However the team captain has been rushed off to the hospital where doctors are tending him as I speak. Instead I'll be asking a few questions to the teams newly aqquired thrower, Mr. Thomas Hobbes. Welcome to Cabalvision Mr. Hobbes."

"Thanks, Bob. Do you know if there're any tuna sandwiches lying around?"

"Ehm...not exactly sure about that. But anyway. What skills are you bringing to the Sapiens Cruento?"

"I'm cuddly, chicks dig me and I have pointy teeth....see?"

"Well yes, now that you mention it they are quite sharp. Anything else you'd like to add?"

"Yeah. If Calvin is watching this tell him, that he still needs to finish the last verse of Tigers Are the Greatest Winners!"

"Ooook. Well back to the studio. I'm Bob Johnson"”