“The Slaaneshi Fitness Club got all to cought up in their homage to Lord Slaanesh in his aspect The Price of Pain so that Reiks Guard Athletic Club could sneak past and score three times. But in the last turns of the second half Tommy cought the ball and bolted the End Zone. Moving with grace and power he dodged past one of Reiks Guard Athletic Clubs Blitzers and introdiced a Catcher to the Joy Of Pain.
It was truly a great celebration of Slaaneshs glory and The Lord Of Pleasure has returned Kenny to us from the realm of Chaos and granted Tommy the grace and agility fitting such a dedicated follower.”