“Oh what was da Doc play calling like in the first half? Catastrophe! After the trusted combination of Shonbut Elfmandrink & Trosh Eyepuncher failed once on the famous throw the "little un' in da endzon" , the crazy Doc calls it again! Both of these turnovers ended in well executed TD's for the Rats. Lotto's side lead 2:0 not long into the game plus the rats were going to receive the kickoff in the 2nd half - things looked very grim for da Boyz at that moment.
A rushing TD by the poor Gobbo Trosh Eyepuncher (who had been unsucessfully thrown a couple of times already) pulled one back for the greenskins.
After receiving the kickoff the rats quickly penetrated the green wall and were deep into da Boyz's half on the first turn. The lucky break came when on that very first turn a slightly too confident Fidget tried to go for it deep in the Orki half. The player not only fell but knocked himself out!
Why did the rat fall? Well when examing the footage in the mirror of replays it appears that on his way into dressing rooms at half time the renown brutal Black Orc Tshratfgud Dwarfreaper had bawled at and threatened poor Trosh Eyepuncher right around that area. It appears that the frightened gobbo "excavated his bowls" in the proximity of the rat's mishap. All calls for tampering with the field by the rat's management after the game were discarded as the league's rules clearly state that natural remains, excrements or other products/parts left by players on field during the (un)natural course of the game are not considered tampering with the pitch.

The Orcs built a slow rushing touchdown from there. The rat's luck continued to slide as a further turnover and a resurgent blocking game meant that the Orcs built up for further slow rushing touchdown that tied the game in the dying seconds (for poor Gawd Bless they literally were the dying seconds).”