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Conceded 6 turns in as I was getting fed up with the rolls. Some carry over weariness from playing this game too much in recent times and getting annoyed at dice rolls again.

This game was a bit of a farce. Whilst I initially did lots of GFI, they were all measured moves. My opponent however was on fire, with pows everywhere, including on my Blodger. I rolled a 1 to dodge (and then rerolled) and then a 1 to catch a pass, result was a turnover TD.

Next turn, I roll double skulls setting up a pass and I concede another TD.

Just too many 1s and and double skulls on my end eating up all my RR. When I could set up a TD score just if I got pushes on his Wardancer, I roll double skull/pow. Of course, just one of those games which was crud.

My opponent failed only a 2+ pick up that I recall, another RR being used to generate pows.

I KOd two players on both drives, but to no avail as I would then fail the critical roll. Just fed up and got better things to do with my time than get abused by dice for another hour.

Anyways, hope my opponent gets good use out of the extra +2 FF roll and my half of the cash.

Team retired.”