“I think there was something in the rain... seriously.

The whole game was a bit of a farce. It had me shaking my head throughout the whole thing.

Started off with pouring rain, which put the nurglings at a really bad disadvantage. A 5+ to pick up the ball without tacklezones and only 1 team reroll meant a long day for them. To top it all off, his beasts moved, maybe, 5 times all game. That's 5 times between the both of them, whether they had a nurgling telling them what to do or not.

Then my minos decided that the nurglings were cute and cuddly and wanted to snuggle with them. Aurax particularly had an attraction to several of the nurglings, putting them gently onto the ground. Maybe he was just feeling that mino-urge and thought, "Hey, I could make baby mino-nurglings with these things!"

Snugglebear, who recently set my match-casuality record with 6, snuggled a little too hard with a few of the nurglings, but they all did regenerate. Only a couple BHs on my side (both caused by nurglings and neither beast) made for a pretty soft game when it came to the hitting.

Aurax, you moronic minotaur, next time when you say you want to get your nails done, I won't let you get them dulled so much.

Thanks to Wolf for a good game. You have to admire a coach that faces such a bleak situation (rain, minos with block/tackle/rsc), and not complain about anything. I think he's probably happy he got out without having to dump cash on new nurglings.

Next time, Wolf, my minos won't be so snuggly. ;)”