“In an exclusive interview Wakson broke his silence of the recent killing of Mezir, ' He woz a dirty lil' git, 'im bad goblin, got we he deserved. He kicked Sniffler in da head, sniffler woz lucky it woz nowhere important, so Sniffler lucky he got better. Me now got a Mezir tooth necklace. Da Boyz say it look girlie, but me no care, me wearz it wit pride'
And so whilst some mourn the lose of a bloodbowl legend, many others rejoice in the fact they can lay on the floor without a goblin boot trying to help them shuffle off this mortal coil.”
“The Funbbl Crew won this match, but it cannot be called a victory for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=256752">Mezir</a>, a great goblin, beloved by his team-mates for his ability to get rid of dangerous opponents, has finally bit the dust. No more shall we hear the cries of pain from miscellaneous players as Mezir bends runs in and does something nasty to them.
To honour his memory, there will be a burial next week at the Crew home stadium, where Mezir shall be buried in a small patch of grass beside the pitch. Or he would have been - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256748">Cusi</a> just finished eating him.
"Well, I fink we better off wiffout 'im, cos 'ee was a whiny liddle basturd, always sayin' stoopid fings about 'ow we wurn't good nuff. 'Ee 'ad it comin'." - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256756">Gorritakid</a>, horribly griefstricken, not knowing what he says.
"What did he fink wud 'appen if 'ee kept playin' der game in dat dirty way? I know I no saint, but I never play like dat. 'Is own fault." - An equally confused <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256757">Candlejack</a>.
"I fink der commentators like my nyoo 'airstyle. 'Oo's dis Mezir type yuz is talking 'bout?" - <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=261470">Bendrig</a>, completely numbed by grief.
*BURP* - Cusi sitting in quiet contemplation, remembering a good friend.
The Funbbl Crew, though depleted, will never give up!”
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And so whilst some mourn the lose of a bloodbowl legend, many others rejoice in the fact they can lay on the floor without a goblin boot trying to help them shuffle off this mortal coil.”