"What a frigging game! Absolutely spandabydosy, not to mention freaking awesome"...
<in the background the sound of coach Sgt. Colon's fist crushing Willy's neck and grabbing the mic is heard>
"Right listen up Golden Balls or whatever you call yourselves! You may have got lucky and played some decent Bloodbowl (for humans) but that's not the point... Ah, what was the point... Ah yeah thats it your going down! Next time we play well... there won't be a next time! Errr well for you guys I mean like after the next next time... Look ok we will fong you, until outsides are your insides and your extrails are your intrails!... Well... Pain! Lots of Pain!"
<the mic goes dead and unfortunately so is Willy so the show ends>.
Well... despite my little outburst post game ;) I had a grand game lots of fun, mate. So yup anytime just look me up. The tusks have got the sharpeners out and will be ready :)
P.s. Always good to meet a fellow Bath student, I've stuck you on my white list in my bio :)”
“------------------ Extract from 'Midas Boys Fanzine Issue #1'------------------
So the Midas Boys come flying out of the Academy training centre and straight into the pointy-eared hellfire of the Shining Tusks.
Heavily out-bashed by the elves in the first half the Midas Boys looked well out of their depth - shuffling around the LOS with less fury than even the lightly-armoured Tusks. It wasn't long till the elves had out-blitzed and out-run them; notching up the first score of the match. Yet, with resolve beyond their years the 'Golden Guys' (as their adoring teen fanbase call them) successfully worked their way back into the game with a nicely worked TD.
Managing to end the first-half at 1-1 meant the Boys were still in with a chance, only provided that the numbers levelled out a bit. Fortunatly Nuffle was smiling at the bright eyed rookies, who put in some big hits to just about hold-on to the draw. This came courtesy of some outrageous dice; culminating in Uhri Iroux's game-saving interception in the last turn.
Great game Sarge. I really enjoyed it and appreciate the time you spent chatting and making a noob feel at home. I look forward to a rematch - I see a nice animosity developing between these evenly matched teams ;D”
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"What a frigging game! Absolutely spandabydosy, not to mention freaking awesome"...
<in the background the sound of coach Sgt. Colon's fist crushing Willy's neck and grabbing the mic is heard>
"Right listen up Golden Balls or whatever you call yourselves! You may have got lucky and played some decent Bloodbowl (for humans) but that's not the point... Ah, what was the point... Ah yeah thats it your going down! Next time we play well... there won't be a next time! Errr well for you guys I mean like after the next next time... Look ok we will fong you, until outsides are your insides and your extrails are your intrails!... Well... Pain! Lots of Pain!"
<the mic goes dead and unfortunately so is Willy so the show ends>.
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Well... despite my little outburst post game ;) I had a grand game lots of fun, mate. So yup anytime just look me up. The tusks have got the sharpeners out and will be ready :)
P.s. Always good to meet a fellow Bath student, I've stuck you on my white list in my bio :)”