“The SASP as they have come to be known completes their first game. The scared and figitting halfers found themselves paired up accross the line from viscious and voracious Squiggs which were being poked and prodded into a feeding fenzy by thier herders. Unfortunately for thier opponents, the proding backfired more often then not and cost them the death of one player and the serious injury of many others. Now you might think that this might lead to a easy solid victory, but alas it was not meant to be. 2 of the Snackers were injured, the famously fat Malevolent Meringue was hurt badly enough that he has been taken out of the line up and is now an assistant coach. The Ogre's then "recruited" his son to play in his stead. But with wild Squiggs bouncing to and fro, eating everything in sight, the Snackers just seemed to scared or intimidated to be able to pick up the ball. Catastrophy Cream's one TD is believe by those who came to watch as more of an attempt to pick up the ball so he wouldn't trip over it as he ran in horror, than due to any amount of skill or plan to get it to the end zone.”