“2nd game for EIYFD, and it turned into a mindless blocking affair in the first half, some incredible dodging by Black Orc Blockers raising suggestions that there is some elf in them, probably in their stomachs.

Another lousy gate, though to be expected with the pitiful following EIYFD bring. The first half degenerated into a box like formation, all the players piled in and the ball popped out the top eventually, but some unluck meant EIYFD, whilst they could scoop the ball up, couldn't quite dodge out of the pack, someones' stray hand nabbing an ankle.

Big Toe stubbed it (and the rest of him) on the crowd after a surf courtesy of the Troll, and Kelloggs Krunch duly got stuck in with the fouling, to no avail, though the ref did seem to be blind, ignoring several transgressions.

That was duly returned in H2 T16 for EIYFD but unfortunately nothing came of that either. Before then, the customary mob int he middle of the field was steadily broken up by EIYFD, though it seemed nuffle was shining more on Kelloggs, even though the luck o meter was stuck on the same number for several successful unlikely blocks.

After clearing a path the ball was run outside the box/mob, handed off to a free Blitzer (Wiv Sum Sorce) after a bit of a wobble (apparently it almost turned into a bar of soap, thank da gawds there was some fortune in reserve) then run home unchallenged, the Kelloggs Krunch mob too intent on fouling and bashing to realise the ball had gone.

The crowd would have gone wild, save for the fact the stands were mostly full of tumbleweed, though a spectator was asked his opinion of the game. He looked up from his newspaper, the "The Daily Helograph" and replied "Game? There was a game here today?" He whistled to his dog, chewing on someones' leg under the bleechers and went on his way.”