“A greatly renown skaven team was in town, and The old ones coach where in awe that they wanted to play his team. The coach gave the players a great speech about kicking rats ass and becoming heroes, and it seemed to pay off. But the victory was also in conjuntion with the rat teams bash of a party the day before. The rats saw the team as so worthless, that they could kick them on any they. But not this one. Seeing the rats down in numbers and them greatly ahead, the humans played fair. It was only after a dirty foul by the ratmen that the coach shouted to Herr Rookie to take on the same route and use their strenght of numbers to their advantage. The rats pissed off by being crushed by so low a team, killed Herr Rookie and he now lies death. RIP.
The coach wondered where the apoth was hidding, but came to clear with what he had done.
Big bill had AGAIN been hid by a rock, as the same fans as all the other matches he has played in showed up again with their stones. The coach seeing bill get plunged really hard in the first second of the game used the apoth to sawe him from a minor wound, only to get one of his linemen killed in battle later. What a same.

Kill-Kill seems a good player, and handed his bad luck ok.
Would not recommend him as opponent, not my team, to itchy, not talketive. Bad-looser. No thanks for the match from his side... But ok. I kicked him :) lol”