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Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
1
AV
9
R
28
B
332
P
0
F
0
G
52
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
33
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
87
XPP
0
SPP
87
Injuries
-ag, d, m
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Claw
Dauntless
Guard
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
THE END OF THE FILM
Lady Presenter: [briskly] Well, that's the End of the Film, now
here's the Meaning of Life.
[An envelope is handed to her. She opens it in a
business-like way.]
Thank you Brigitte. [She reads.]... Well, it's nothing
special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a
good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and
live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds
and nations. And finally, here are some completely gratuitous
pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully
spark some sort of controversy which it seems is the only way
these days to get the jaded video-sated public off their
fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family
entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth, people doing
things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties,
babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay
presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens,
armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats -
where's the fun in pictures? Oh well, there we are - here's
the theme music. Goodnight.
Lady Presenter: [briskly] Well, that's the End of the Film, now
here's the Meaning of Life.
[An envelope is handed to her. She opens it in a
business-like way.]
Thank you Brigitte. [She reads.]... Well, it's nothing
special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a
good book every now and then, get some walking in and try and
live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds
and nations. And finally, here are some completely gratuitous
pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully
spark some sort of controversy which it seems is the only way
these days to get the jaded video-sated public off their
fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family
entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth, people doing
things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties,
babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay
presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens,
armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats -
where's the fun in pictures? Oh well, there we are - here's
the theme music. Goodnight.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-04-25
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-
-
1
-
2
2011-05-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2011-05-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-07-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-07-05
-
1
-
1
-
5
2011-08-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-08-29
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-09-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-09-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-09-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-09-23
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-10-04
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-10-09
-
-
-
1
1
7
2011-10-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-10-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-02
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-11-03
-
-
-
2
1
9
2011-11-21
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-12-03
-
-
-
3
-
6
2011-12-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-12-06
-
-
-
2
-
4
2011-12-13
-
-
-
2
-
4