Whether he's smuggling an extra 6 balls onto the pitch, hiding the ball down the front of his trousers or just drawing a face on it and trying to convince the opposing players that it's just a boglin, Dimby apparently never had the ball.

In fact he'd go so far as to tell you he doesn't even know what one is!

He would have been fine if he hadn't had an extra ball hidden under his top, but unfortunately he did and as a result was crippled when he was knocked over akwardly and landed on it, suffering a badly damaged back!

Retired, although we're sure his tactics will live on...