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[R] Farmer Ed's Performing Goats
Farmer's Boy Karl
#7
Chosen Blocker
MA
3
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
-ma, -ma, m
Skills
After the disastrous events of the Uxel Ogres match, in which two players were slain by the hulking man-beasts, Farmer Ed needed to replenish the ranks of the team. With a couple games to go before the squad returned to the farm, Ed was lucky (?) to find Karel Jankovic. An enormous, dim-witted man with a toothy grin, Karel was discovered by Ed while staring longingly at the goat pens. He claimed to be half ogre, and his appetite at mealtime suggests he might not be lying.

Unlike his relatively gentle human teammates, Karl is a killer. He dealt a casualty on his first career block, and has continued in that vein ever since. While his ferocity is welcome on the pitch, there's something not quite right about him. "Watch that guy, boss," said Farmer's Boy John to Farmer Ed. "I think he might try to eat a goat."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2015-01-25
-
-
-
2
-
4