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When asked to comment on his star player's untimely demise, the coach screamed "UNTIMELY MY ASS! That pile of bones was the most useless "star" ever to take the pitch! Upper management bought the lazy bum an MVP trophy too. They put in the fix, then he spends the entire game out cold but gets MVP... I bet the suits had fun explaining that one to the commish. They should have saved the money for booze and cheerleaders."