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Did you know? Up until now, 1506476 players have died on the pitch.
"Thank you all for coming to our Beer and Beef and Jesus. As you know, I'm as sick as a three-legged dog on the streets of India. Any minute, my lungs are going to sizzle pop and disintegrate into a liquid lung and organ gumbo soup."
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Retired after suffering a broken neck at the hands of an overgrown Mighty Blow Zombie.