Lewie isn't called 'Crow's Nest' because he was a particularly good lookout, rather, he was sent up there as punishment for 'pooping' on the poop deck by the ship's first mate
Bray 'Iron Chest' Newbury. One of the cabinboy/trolls,
Billy 'One Eye' Borrington, thought it would be useful to break Lewie's legs whilst he was up there so he wouldn't be able to come down and would stay as a permanent lookout forever.
He was forced to retire after he was jumped on by
Botis II during
this match against the short people known as
(B)estias
Lewie was the longest surviving member of the original crew. He played in 60 of the teams first 61 games. At the time of his retirement he held the records for 7th oldest Box line-goblin and 24th oldest overall goblin player.