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[B] Pirates of Bogwash
Captain 'Cut-throat' Beatrice
#7
Goblin
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
8
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
The Pirates' 3rd Captain and first female.

Named by JDMickleborough

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Beatrice was the crew's 3rd Captain and 1st female member. She replaced Captain Arndale after his mysterious disappearance during an encounter with the ogre-scientists. After this match Beatrice was found by the crew in Arndale's quarters redecorating. She explained that she had won the ship in a game of cards with Richard Feynogre the previous night. After pulling a huge parchment out her pocket with pictures and symbols of The Reel Booty on and showing it to the crew, it quickly became obvious that none of them could actually read. Not wanting to look stupid in front of their new 'Captain', and honestly slightly confused why there was a woman on board, the crew accepted that she must now be in charge.

She was much more active on the pitch than her previous Captains, earning an MVP in her first game and even scoring a touchdown! Unfortunately she was forced to retire after 8 games when she tripped and smashed her hip. She has now bought a majority share in 'Tinselman Tapestries' after she told the crew 'maybe piracy isn't the right job for me'.

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Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2016-05-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2016-05-23
-
1
-
-
-
3