Following season defining back-to-back wins over Chunky Goodness and Ardough Albany Thistle the Spiders were basically in a permanent state of delirious, celebratory drunkenness and partied hard for over two weeks.

The party lasted so long partly due to the fact that they discovered a goblin who could fart out any tune - a discovery the whole team found utterly hilarious and could not get enough of.

Eventually calling time on the perpetual party, the Spiders team awoke in a big pile the next morning to find that the farting goblin, Rippa Longfarrt, was still with them and appeared to have signed a playing contract to boot!
Rippa was a shocked as anyone but the small print clearly stated ‘no give-backsies!’