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Stunty
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Sure Feet
Simple, as his teammate's called him, was one of the few players to earn over three skills. His ability to stand in the face of danger was amazing, but his friendly "Buy you a soda after the game?" mentality often pissed off opponents. Simple's country childhood caught up with him after Minotaur took him up on that soda offer. It was reported that Simple died on the pitch.....only it was the next morning and there was an Orca-Cola bottle protrudung from his arse!