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The Good Doctor
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Ulfwerenar
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
89
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Frenzy
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Coach Foad: I'm sorry Timmy, you've broken your collar bone, that's a -ST and you'll need to retire.
Timmy: Can I get a second opinion from the apothecary?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Timmy - you're also ugly, stupid and you're dad probably isn't your dad.
Coach Foad: Don't worry Timmy, the wandering apothecary will get you back on your feet real soon...
Timmy: Really coach?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Yeah, we had to sell your horse to pay his fee.
Coach Foad: They say an apple a day keeps the apothecary away.
Timmy: Is that true?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Only if you aim it well enough.
Coach Foad: Bad news and bad news Timmy, the results are back, you've got cancer and alzheimer's.
Timmy: Oh no. Is there any good news?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: On the bright side, at least you don't have cancer.
Coach Foad: Timmy, your leg is broken - we may need to amputate.
Timmy: Do we really have to?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Not really. Give it 2 weeks I reckon. Will have fallen off by itself.
Coach Foad: You played CBBA Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah, although I wasn't that good at studying, it was all about bloodbowl.
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: There's a term for those people. Wandering apothecaries.
Timmy: It hurts so much coach.
Coach Foad: I thinks it's acute appendicitis.
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Only compared to rectal prolapse.
Coach Foad: That's a pretty bad niggling injury you have there Timmy, that could really shorten your career.
Timmy: How long do I have left?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Maybe 5?
Timmy: 5 seasons? 5 months? 5 games?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: 4
Timmy: ***looks confused***
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: 3
Timmy: Can I get a second opinion from the apothecary?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Timmy - you're also ugly, stupid and you're dad probably isn't your dad.
Coach Foad: Don't worry Timmy, the wandering apothecary will get you back on your feet real soon...
Timmy: Really coach?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Yeah, we had to sell your horse to pay his fee.
Coach Foad: They say an apple a day keeps the apothecary away.
Timmy: Is that true?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Only if you aim it well enough.
Coach Foad: Bad news and bad news Timmy, the results are back, you've got cancer and alzheimer's.
Timmy: Oh no. Is there any good news?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: On the bright side, at least you don't have cancer.
Coach Foad: Timmy, your leg is broken - we may need to amputate.
Timmy: Do we really have to?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Not really. Give it 2 weeks I reckon. Will have fallen off by itself.
Coach Foad: You played CBBA Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah, although I wasn't that good at studying, it was all about bloodbowl.
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: There's a term for those people. Wandering apothecaries.
Timmy: It hurts so much coach.
Coach Foad: I thinks it's acute appendicitis.
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Only compared to rectal prolapse.
Coach Foad: That's a pretty bad niggling injury you have there Timmy, that could really shorten your career.
Timmy: How long do I have left?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: Maybe 5?
Timmy: 5 seasons? 5 months? 5 games?
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: 4
Timmy: ***looks confused***
Ulfwerenar Apothecary: 3
Match performances
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Opponent
Comp
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Mvp
Spp
2020-01-15
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1
5
2020-02-08
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1
5
2020-02-17
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1
5
2020-02-19
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1
5
2020-04-09
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3
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6
2020-04-10
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2
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4
2020-04-26
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1
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2
2020-06-06
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1
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2