No one really knows how "Dirty" Dan managed to end up on the Rolling Heads' roster in the first place. Rumor has it that he is the nephew of the janitor by adoption. No one really knows how Dirty Dan managed to end up leading the team for touchdowns either, or how he ended up with such a weird name. All hopes were in former superstar Garbage Throttlesnot, who sadly broke his neck during a match versus the norsca team The Nomad's Trek, game in which Dan scored a decisive 2 touchdowns and raised to star status among the Rolling Heads fan. When asked to comment, Head coach Ben Tremblay responded "I can hardly believe it, but what can I say? He plays Dirty and the fans love it. He even scores touchdowns without my consent!"
Dan is scheduled to appear on the cover of the greenskin magazine "Gitz" of next month.
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Daredevilling his way to fame, Dirty Dan died tore apart by his fans when he was projected in the crowd by the opposing team during his very last game which was lethal. There is already a rumor that disgruntled Garbage Throttlesnot might have planned the assassination, not swallowing his replacement.
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All hopes were up for Dan which played only 3 matches with the Rolling Heads. He will be sorely missed. We even saw head coach Tremblay shed a tear as the bag which carried Dan's limbs left the stadium. When asked to comment, coach Tremblay said "He had a very promising career with the Heads. He will be missed."