Calamity is a jolly dumpling of a Dwarf woman, happy to show off her athletic prowess or to slap you around the head with an overripe trout if you disrespect her name, her family, her Cartwrights' Guild, or sometimes even her team.
After the first few games, it transpires that this beardless Longbeard is the secret Fan Favourite among the Dashers' players.

Alas, the high hopes of her picking up the Trollslayer mantle and avenge Dross Anvilson were scuppered when she lost her life against the Hightower Haemovores in another shambles of a game.

Accolades:

- Tripleskuller (x1, vs Hogg'Snots)