Dere iz alwayz wun in every group, der druggy. Sure we all eats a speshul mushroom every now an agen but der druggy iz alwayz on wun. An it ent jus mushroomz dey iz on itz anyfin dat iz rumoured ter getcha off yer titz. Orse tranqwillizerz, glew, cauldronz of marvellos medicine yew may av kikkin arown der owse dey will take der lot. So why doez I av diz druggy on me teem? Same reasun dat every group az wun, koz wen yew do fancy a cheeky toad likkin sesion diz guy kan lay iz andz on sum really good gear an wen der kopz kum rownd askin awkward qweshtions abowt missin complementary penz it iz ded eezy ter frame em insted.

UPDATE:

Retired afta over dosin on toads an is now der teem apo.