Emperor Idas ("The One-Day Wonder")

Emperor Idas was a Halfling who lived fast and played hard—or at least, he tried to. In his very first game, he scored two spectacular touchdowns, breaking both records and his neck in the process. Miraculously, he recovered, earning a pro contract with a rival team. But the glory was short-lived—he was quickly fired for being "too weak" after failing to lift a pie during a post-match celebration. Despite his brief stint in the pro leagues, Idas remains a cautionary tale: "You can break records, but can you lift a snack?" He may not have made it far, but he’ll always be remembered for his brief burst of brilliance and his unshakable optimism—at least until he was cut for being too "fragile."