What a handsome devil eh? Without doubt the sexiest furry scale covered hunk of loving a chaos team has ever fielded.

A former Mr Afterlife he has dated a string of beautiful demons including Private Bejamin, enjoyed a much publisised affair with the minister for corporal punishment, been a weatherboy on the SKY Adult channel and presented Top Of The Pops.

He isn't much of a team player, preffering instead to strut his stuff up and down the touchline while his team mates take care of the unpleasntness and general mayhem going on around him. With his freakish good looks and cheeky nature it seems his team are happy for him to play. This could have to do with the fact that over 80% of their fans are women and the money the team make alone from selling all the underwear thrown onto the pitch far exceeds their gate takings.

Not much of a player but you've just got to admire that strut.