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Formerely of Celas' Amazon squad "Things I Call My Dog Bucho", Turdburglar has shed her #6 jersey (and her spark of life) to don #11 for Ashbane. The former Amazon catcher apparently didnt mind "catching one from behind" today on the pitch, and ghoul star Egokiller was happy to toss one her way. "I guess she liked what I had to give her" commented the ever-so-proud of himself Ghoul. The Ashbane has big plans for their first real female player. "We were getting tired of making Farashir the elf dress up like a lady" says star mummy Bubba Ho-Tep, "It will be nice to have a womans touch around the locker room." commented Sticks the Skeleton linebacker. Barrow wight said "We always welcome new blood with open arms, and open mouths in most cases, welcome Turdburglar!" Coach Prophane had only kind things to say about Turdburglar and her former team, "Things I Call My Dog Bucho" and their coach Celas, "Im sure Turdburglar will get along just fine over here with the undead boys of Ashbane, I know for a fact that Coach Celas trained her GOOD. He definately is appreciated!"