The worst player in the history of Blood Bowl. Died after tripping over in a game in which he made four consecutive fumbles. His main problem was that he played in clogs, one of which he lovingly referred to as Cloggy. He attempted to use Cloggy as a secret weapon on more than one occasion, but never managed to even knock over any of his opponents.

As coach m0nty said after his death: "I'd like to say he'll be sorely missed, but that is untrue. The whole team celebrated after the good-for-nothing loafer broke his neck. We can't wait to bring someone else into the team to replace his sorry arse."