"All fear da Doomweava!"
Isa gonna rite dis cuz da oza boyz ar not as good as me. Deyz tink i am a girly, cuz isa got weava in my name. Deyz stoopid do an isa gonna make dem all sory dat dey make fun of me. Wen dey haz a big ting stompin down on dem, I not gonna help an I gonna larf wen deyz go splat. Den I gonna sqish da big ting an da rest of dem ar gonna be askin me ta be der kaptin. Im gonna be best eva.

Hahahaha! Stoopid stunty. Best eva? Not evun close. 'E got smashed an da boyz agreed dat it woz da best ting 'eed eva dun.