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<b>First Squig Herder to become a SUPER STAR!</b>
<p align="justify">Joined the <b>Allabendliche Geraeuschkulisse</b> for their sixth match. He is the oldest player of the team and with 83 matches their experienced Herder of all times. He is the Captain of the team and has led them through the vale of tears after the team lost his Legend Player <b>Tzschröng.</b> May Nuffle and the Great Gnobbla always praise his name.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=all-time&division=3&race=34&position=2763"target="_blank">1# All-Time Squig Herder,</a> he surpassed his compatriot <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3074280"target="_blank">Schühng</a> the match after his death.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=all-time&division=3&race=34&position=2763"target="_blank">2# All-Time Squig Herder Scorer</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=active&division=3&race=34&position=2763"target="_blank">1# Active Squig Herder Scorer</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&order=5&nav=3&race=34"target="_blank">1# All-Time Squig Herder Games.</a>
<b>Recent Performances:</b><p align="justify">Two completions and a further TD made <b>Kloehoer</b> the first ever Herder to become a Super Star. With over eigthy games he´s a living legend, always waded by reporters and papparazzis and chicks and living the high live of a uberperson has seriously damaged his health. Therefore he needs lots of cash and attention the personal and and the team are willingly giving him, even if it wakens the hitting power of the team.
Two TDs further, one of them for the superb <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1388434"target="_blank">2 - 0</a> win against quickies <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=157413"target="_blank">Dervish Devils</a> made <b>Kloehoer</b> the second All-Time and the best Active Squig Herder Scorer.
Got his fourth MVP in the draw against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1375082"target="_blank">Federal BB Bureau</a> and equalized <b>Schühng</b> to become the best active Herder of All-Times.
Payed the last Respect to his great Teammate <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3074280"target="_blank">Schühng</a> in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1374075"target="_blank">slaugtherfest</a> against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=255722"target="_blank">Screaming Teddys</a> where he lead the <b>Geraeuschkulisse</b> toa superb win his two great Touchdowns and the combined rushed distance of 28.
Lead the team to the finals of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=597&show=13897
"target="_blank">STUNTY SMACK Squishy I.</a> But coulnd´t make them win the final versus the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=258764">Snotthings.</a> He did a Cas there but the Team missed to many players after the beating in half final.
Held the flagg of the team up with his sixth Touchdowb in a crazy match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=188428">Wanna B Syndicate</a> with his sixth Touchdown.
The match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=185867">Yo Stigoyan Team VI</a> saw <b>Kloehoers</b> best performance so far. He did two matchwinning Touchdowns and is the first Herder of the team that became an emerging star and is the 1st active and 6th all-time Squig Herder Star
<b>Kloehoer</b> did his second TD after a completed pass from <b>Glounkg</b> in a great match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=170061">Unlucky Lips.</a> The Lips were everything but lucky and the <b>Geraeuschkulisse</b> won the match by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1247208">3 - 0.</a>
<b>Kloehoer</b> was damn right when he expected the match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=211270">Count Bergh's Midgets</a> to become a cakewalk and spended all night out partiing. Tzschröng saved the day, he was alone for most of the second half but did two great TDs and became the first Mega-Star of the team and Kloehoer came out of the prison in time to join the great victory party with lots of drunken groupis around. He now wants to become a vampire one day to get this coolycruely Ofab skill on his own.
<b>Kloehoer</b> became the new captain of the team the deeply misses the former masterkicker <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2868006">Schtätngz</a> who died in the formidable <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1196389">3 - 0</a> win againste the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=248107">Thumps Down</a> Gnomes. He is the right Gob for this trustworthy position with twenty-four games, thes econd experienced Herder on the Rooster and managed his fourth Cas with a nice headbutt , badly hurting the Gnomes Captain <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2899694">Death Cab.</a> A bach-thrown bomb of him was responsible for the broken collar-bone of Schllllllzzzhsch but who he claims this as worty sacrifice for the greater good of the team.
<b>Kloehoehr</b> was seriously injoured when he bravely brought down the filng blitzer <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=607008">Volpyscor</a> in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1181269">2 - 1</a> win against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=24302">Drunken Style</a> delaying the fling offence directly in front of the endzone for one more turn.
And got his first MVP after the perfectly played and godlike luckily <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1163301">2 - 1</a> win against the <a hef="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=250708">Treemen do us.</a> His catching ability was as confusing for the Herders as for the Fairies so that his appearance was enough to create a great chaotic match in best stunty spirit. Critics awarded him with Nuffles Small Anarchistic Trophy . A prize he will held his life long to always remember that blood bowl is a game of calculated risks. Play on.
Finally a nice lucky and well earned victory for the Herders after six matches without win and with this becoming the first eveer team to beat the <b>Treemen.</b>
Schpröng did his part with a nice apo saved SI on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2931699">Gillus</a> early decouraging the fairies and a nice jumped TD at the end of the first halftime. He has although taken on the unreasonable and crazy challenge of Droung to play lightly armoured. A thing not much liked by his coach but increasing his popularity by the female fans.
<b>Kloehoehr</b> was another victim of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1147272">1 - 2</a> against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=233844">Nurgle Burgers.</a> He got Badly Hurt when he asked <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2727744">Big Mac</a> for a cesar salad. A move he doesn´t like after all and therefore his answer was a pure and brute bash. <b>"I love it"</b> was all he could mutter as they dragged him into the Herders Injury Box.
After beeing called bad words like "Elflover" <b>Kloehoehr</b> is back on the killing way, forgetting about pass playing as fast as possible. He ripped out the heart of the unfortunate <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2901024">Strici</a> in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1146970">1 - 1</a> against the <a herf="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=234740">Anyads</a> the greatest carnage in the history of the <b>Allabendliche Geraeuschkulisse.</b>
<b>Kloehoehr</b> showed that he finally learned something when he saw the trainig tape of <b>Nandorins</b> last week when he throw an excellent short Pass to <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2867988">Tzschröng</a>in the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1146881">1 - 4</a> against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=162318">Happy Sugar Diggers.</a> Opening the field for a great start to a miserable match when he made room for their first and only TD.</p>