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The first of the replacement players, this deluded fool was found at the docks passed out in a heap of old sails. Coach Chunk promptly "recruited" him to the team, press ganged with a coche would be a more accurate term. Since then he has become a small legend, despite his team playing relatively infrequently he has racked up a mighty impressive scoring record and a fair amount of abuse from the opposing teams.
Also played in his first All-Star game for Season 2, lighting up the pitch and not only making a highly impressive pass he took time out to get a bit of vengance and destroy an opposing player, despite the Current All-Stars losing it was a good day for this sailor.
Managed to score, despite being the only player on the field against Absurd's Doomriders, and despite some of the worst luck ever!
Has finally been drafted to the major leagues, a sad day for the team! One has to wonder how a player of this quality has been overlooked for so long.