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Blenda Blur often got a little fuzzy around the edges after celebrating a victory with a few pints.
Her crash-and-burn glory days as a star runner finally came to an end when she pushed for the end zone, stumbled in her usual drunken haze on an invisible turtle, and promptly broke both her ankles. She is now making a living as a assistant coach, drinking to forget.