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Arsquig Schopenhauer was a "Wurst and Bier" Squigosopher. He is most famous for his work The Wurst as Will and Representation. Schopenhauer formulated a double-aspect theory to our understanding of wurst, that of the wurst existing simultaneously but separately in mouth and stomach. He is commonly known for having espoused a sort of Squigophical optimism that saw life as being essentially evil, futile, and full of suffering. However, upon closer inspection, in accordance with Eastern thought, especially that of Squinhinduism and Buddsquism, he saw salvation, deliverance, or escape from suffering in aesthetic contemplation, fleeing for others, and ascetic living (to have less blood to suck from herders). His ideas profoundly influenced the fields of Squigosophy, psychosquogology, dum-di-da-dumic, and ordened-letter-writting.