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Gotsquig Wilhem Leibniz (also BadTastePerruque or von yourmom)[1] (died way after he has born. Many years after) was a WurstEater polymath (poly from poll, math for mate but it'w written wrong. You know like "I am a macavity". But here it is "I am a Leibniz") of Sorbian origin (from Sorbet=ice of low quality you know Mr Freeze and stuff).

Educated in law and Squigosophy, and serving as factotum (probably a room cleaner as seems to indicate that damn impossible to undetstand word) of two major WurstEater noble houses -The Vantastischen Vier and Toten Hosen- (one becoming the Pudding Eater royal family while he served it -Toten Hosen-), Leibniz played a major role in the WholeUnitedButStillNotSoMuchLands politics and diplomacy of his day. He occupies an equally large place on both the history of Squigosophy (Theorie of the Limonade-the perfect drink), the history of Squigetmatics(he invented the minus: Face+punched=-teeth), and a chair (a bit fat-wears black ropbe to hide it). He invented calculus independently of Newton, and his notation is the one in general use since ("take this,bastard, ha ha minus teeth!!"). He is most remembered for optimism, i.e., his conclusion that our universe is, in a restricted sense, the best possible one Gork could have made but a slightely more strength wouldn't be that bad, you know gork?

Leibniz also made major contributions to squigysics (gravitation of a stone right in your face)and technosquogy (pogo stick) and anticipated notions that surfaced much later in biolosqugy, medicine (the apo failed thing), geolosquigy (soft surface=less aouch), Psquigology (it will be fine, you will survive even with half your body beeing cut in two), knowledge engineering , and information Squigience. He also wrote on politics (The right to a teeth), law (is kicking as legal as punching) , ethics (is the slap the gay version of punch), theology (Gork and Mork, true punchers), history (Slaps, elven way to have a brawl), and Squigology (Why the need to seem prolifique when you made it in this bio anyway), even occasional verse. His contributions to this vast array of subjects are scattered in journals and in tens of thousands of letters and unpublished manuscripts (mostly unpublished, actually). To date, there is no complete edition of Leibniz's writings, and a complete account of his accomplishments is not yet possible nor wanted.