Ah so.
The ducks are sitting and I making my list now,
Macc Lads stagger in and their all fookin pissed,
The bladdy drunk bastards can't take their beer,
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.
Sea food special with extra crab,
Two pancake with a penis scab,
See you tomorrow and we have chick pie,
We have dog and I think he about to die...

Cut your nail into prawn cracker,
Add black bit from around my knaccars,
Call me Chinky, little yellow git,
You'll be on the bog for a week.

'Cos you want to know what's in my wok,
Pubic lice from around my c0ck,
Egg foo young and crispy noodle,
No I haven't seen your poodle....

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken,
I give you free bag to be sick in.
Call me slanty, you're very very nasty,
I fart on chips and piss on pastie.