"Sooo, This is it then. Finally managed to get to the big arenas and play with the big boys... Well I'll just take this left flank and stop that star longbearded dorf then... To show 'em wot I'm made of..."

"Ooops, look like i forgots to tie me shoestraps... Damn first game nervuzness... Well, look like I still gots time to tie it up before the ball comin this ways... Hah, them dorfs are as slow as a thought in a trolls head..."

(Sound of a pigskin being kicked off followed by sound of an incoming train. Followed by a clank of helmet hitting the ground...

"Ooh crap... forgot to tie the helmet strNGHHHH..."

The Whole story of the shortest Bloodbowl career ever. First drive, first turn blitz (No Piling On required), DEATH.

And the Apothecary wasn't even asked to do nothing...