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Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Easily the Greatest Carver the Hooligans has ever been lucky enough to see.
During the Semi Final game vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=344060">Squigs Quicky Ingest Gobbos</a>, Corn Mouth caused the game saving hit, but afterwards suffered a brutal head injury caused by his chainsaw being knocked back into his face and fracturing his skull. After this incident, Corn Mouth unfortunately retired from the Hooligans for a safer job as assistant coach, where he'll be able to teach new Carver's how to really keep your chainsaw oiled.