Is he sweet and tasty like a treacle tart? No, but he smells like a fart, and that rhymed, so we all thought it was funny! Until he knocked the sprint coaches teeth out for taking the piss...
<b>Signed on the team long term after a dauntless debut hattrick performance! Unbelievable! Aged on third skill after the perfect start to a career. Totally gutted...</b>