The former Life On Mars Beastman took up a place on the coaches bench when he realised he had been regenerated without horns. He revealed at a press conference that "Without Horns he felt naked, and lacked the blood lust he once had as a beastman".

Al is now responsible for slaughtering pigs for the half time glasses of blood, as well as providing pre-match entertainment, by playing a makeshift guitar made out of the intestine of a snotling, and the skull of "Whopper" the Dead Black Orc from their sister team Kenmucky F.C