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[X2] Lager Loutz
Carlsberg
#6
Snotling Goon
MA
5
ST
1
AG
3
AV
5
R
4
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
d
Skills
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Side Step
Stunty
Titchy
Sure Feet
Possibly the best Snotling Hero in the world!!!!!!
Attempted to become a Snotling Folk Hero by scoring his and the teams 2nd TD, he was thrown into the air by Fosters towards the inzone, the only problem was Fosters radar was, how can we say, a tad out.
Instead of launching Carlsberg 50 foot horizontally towards the inzone, the bumbling idiot threw him 50 foot vertically instead, now it was a well known fact that Carlsberg had acquired Sure Feet, but even they were no use to him as he hurtled back toward the pitch and embedded himself into the pitch head first, and as his body slumped to the pitch, his head stayed stuck in the pitch, resulting in a broken neck.
Will the Head Coach of the Lager Loutz learn from this sorry episode and stop his Trolls throwing their team mates, of course not, he's STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-07
-
1
-
-
1
8